In other news:
From the St. Louis Post-Dispatch, an Illinois woman survived for two days after her car skidded into a ravine.
From the Sioux City Journal, a tribute to Sioux City native Pauline Friedman Phillips, known to the world as Dear Abby. She recently passed away at the age of 94.
From Yahoo News, a Florida man was killed when he was run over by his dog.
From Israel National News, about 4,300 of Nazi-seized advertising posters will be auctioned off in New York.
From WGRZ, Border Patrol agents have arrested a man who entered the United States illegally, by paddling across the Niagara River into Fort Niagara State Park. (Full disclosure: I have visited Fort Niagara. It's in the northwest corner of New York state, on the east bank of the Niagara River where it empties into Lake Ontario. If the sky is fairly clear, you can see Toronto on the other side of the lake.)
From Breitbart's Big Journalism, the NRA, which has been vilified in the wake of the Sandy Hook massacre, has a better approval rating than the president.
And finally, to return to our first topic, it seems that Manti Te'o might have been living out a song that I remember from the 1970's.