A distant cousin of mine has a request for the people of the United States. There's something that some of us have been saying about him that he doesn't appreciate. Sadly, he can't be here himself to express his consternation, which is why he has asked me to deliver a message on his behalf. This is because he lives very far away, even farther away than our other cousin, Yeti, a resident of southern Tibet, in China. Like Yeti and myself, he is a large furry quasi-human creature. Even so, I think that his request is reasonable.
Meet my distant cousin Chewbacca the Wookiee, who lives on the planet of Kashyyyk.