Presidential Limo Hits SNAFU

On President Obama's current visit to Israel, his official limousine, known as "The Beast", appears to have run head-on into Murphy's Law.  According to reports, the diesel-powered car was mistakenly filled with gasoline, and is not currently able to be driven.  Obama was not in the limo when the malfunction occurred.

Read more at Fox News, the Telegraph, Autoblog, the Washington Times and the International Business Times.

There has been no word yet as to whether this SNAFU has been blamed on the Sequester, or on problems inherited from President George W. Bush.